"I serve poop milk!".
A few enterprising and impatient players have figured out a loophole to let them play Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life before it comes out in English: Just download the Japanese version and use a translation app for all the text!
Unfortunately, Japanese is one of those languages that doesn't always translate well into English, leaving said players with some interesting mistranslations.
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